Just Another Day

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

(via relahvant)

my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: there's so much water

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

(via phobias)

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I know I’m still really chunky, but I’m so proud of all the weight I’ve lost #makingprogress

I know I’m still really chunky, but I’m so proud of all the weight I’ve lost #makingprogress

ivysaaur:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING

(via fuck-you-odin)

jennofohio:

newvagabond:

Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.

I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”

jennofohio:

newvagabond:

Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.

I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”

(Source: morti-do, via fuck-you-odin)